Lucas - Why I Hate Human
Topics include (but are not limited to):
- Why is every war labeled “just”? Yet only small animals seem to deserve to die?
- Between politicians and influencers — who resembles poop more?
- Why do schools preach “safety first,” but student privacy is easier to peek at than a class schedule?
- Relationship drama vs. international conflict — which is harder to resolve?
- The hidden biases and flaws buried in the human heart — do you have them?
You don’t need to hate humanity to watch this show. You just need to have been: Cut in line, paid a ridiculous price for a mediocre meal, or read a comment or news story that made you question your existence.
Then you’ll know — this show is about you.
A tender yet hilarious indictment, dedicated to everyone who still believes in humanity… but sometimes wishes there was an “Exit Earth” button.
Performer: 🇲🇾 Lucas — Malaysian Chinese Stand-Up Comedian
With over 10,000 attendees across domestic and international tours, and a 4.8-star rating on overseas comedy platforms, Lucas returns this year with his most sincere new special yet. His final stop in the Klang Valley will mark a milestone — becoming the first comedian to take on a 5,000-seat arena show.
Show Guidelines:
- Not for the faint-hearted.
- Duration: Approximately 70 minutes.
- Late Entry: Latecomers will be guided in at designated times. No exceptions.
- Recording Restrictions: No video or audio recording unless authorized by the organizer.
- Content Confidentiality: Audience must keep show content confidential until officially released.
- Prohibited Items: No outside food, drinks, metal objects, or hazardous items allowed.
- Age Advisory: Recommended for ages 16 and above. Underage viewers should be accompanied by an adult.
- Recording Consent: Entry implies consent for personal likeness to be used by the organizer.
- Respect Instructions: Follow crew directions and avoid blocking others or camera views.
- Ticketing Notice: Read all terms carefully before purchasing. Ticket purchase implies agreement to all rules.
Inquiries: For questions, contact inquiry@bbk-network.com. Organizer reserves the right to amend rules.
《Why I Hate Human?人掉河里先救鱼》
票价福利 | Fans Benefits
🎫 VIP(AUD 65)
优先合照,附赠纪念贴纸与纪念卡片
Priority photo session with Lucas. Includes exclusive sticker & commemorative card, with early access to the meet-and-greet queue.
🎫 CAT 1(AUD 60)
次先合照,附赠纪念卡片
Second-priority photo session with Lucas. Includes commemorative card.
🎫 CAT 2(AUD 55)
附赠纪念卡片
Includes commemorative card.
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Early Bird Offer (2 weeks only)! Enter promo code: EARLYBIRD to get AUD 5 off per ticket!
二人同行更划算!购买两张票,并输入优惠码:GROUP2,每张票可获得 AUD 7 的折扣!
Buy 2 tickets and enter promo code: GROUP2 to enjoy AUD 7 off per ticket!
❌不是演讲,不是联合国大会。
而是一个喜剧演员的终极人类观察报告。
内容包括但不限于:
🔥为什么战争都说是“正义的”?但只有小动物死得最应该?
💩政治人物和网红比起来,谁更像大便?
😈为什么学校总说“安全第一”,但学生隐私却比课表还容易被偷窥?
🙀伴侣纠纷和国际纠纷,哪一者更难被解决?
🙏隐藏在人类心中的劣根性和歧视,你有吗?
你不需要讨厌人类才来看这场秀,
你只需要曾经在被人插队、
吃杂饭被算过很贵的价钱、
被网民留言或者新闻气到怀疑人生,
你就知道,这场秀说的就是你。
一场温柔又爆笑的控诉,送给所有还愿意相信人类,但偶尔也想按下地球退出键的人类本人。🌍
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演出者:🇲🇾大马中文单口喜剧演员,卢卡斯。
单个专场国内外巡演人数破万人,更是在国外喜剧平台获得4.8星好评,今年他诚意满满带来了最新专场,并且将会在最终巡回的雪隆场,成为第一个挑战 5000人 Arena Show 的喜剧演员。
演出须知:玻璃心勿入。
1.节目时长: 节目总时长约70分钟。
2.迟到规定: 迟到的观众需在指定时间由工作人员引导入场,不得提出异议。
3.录影限制: 除非得到主办单位的同意,否则禁止在场内进行录影、录音。
4.节目内容保密: 在主办单位未公开节目内容前,观众需对内容保密。
5.禁止携带物品: 禁止携带外食、饮料、金属、或其他危险物品。
6.年龄限制: 建议16岁以下观众由成年人陪同观赏。
7.录影场同意: 入场即代表观众同意其个人肖像权可作为主办单位使用。
8.尊重指示: 观众应尊重现场导播的指示,避免阻挡其他人与摄影机视线。
9.购票注意: 购票前请详阅所有注意事项,成功购票即视为同意所有规定。
10.相关问题解答:inquiry@bbk-network.com 主办方享有更改规则之权力。
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